Man shoots lawn mower

From the Associated Press via Yahoo! News:

Fri Jul 25, 3:59 PM ET

In this photo provided by the Milwaukee County Sheriff's department, Keith Walendowski is shown. Walendowski is accused of shooting his lawn mower because it wouldn't start. According to the criminal complaint, Walendowski said he was angry because his Lawn Boy wouldn't start Wednesday morning, July 23, 2008. He told police quote, 'I can do that, it's my lawn mower and my yard so I can shoot it if I want.' (AP Photo/Milwaukee County Sheriff's department via the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel)

I agree. You should be able to shoot your own lawn mower anytime you want. I have felt like doing it many times. Unfortunately, I didn't have the requisite weaponry.